(via artpixie)
“i hate girls that drink, they lose all respect for themselves and get taken advantage.”
I.D.I.O.T.A: NADIE PIERDE EL RESPETO POR TOMAR DE MÁS, UNO SIEMPRE ESTÁ CONCIENTE POR MUY ECHA MIERDA QUE ESTÉS.
ESA MENTIRA DE “NO ME ACUERDO” ES PARA TAPAR LAS CAGÁS QUE TE MANDASTE. Y SIEMPRE EXISTIRÁ LA PALABRA “NO”.
(Source: unicooornz)
Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.
(via rickitarrs)
“In an effort to get people to look
into each other’s eyes more,
and also to appease the mutes,
the government has decided
to allot each person exactly one hundred
and sixty-seven words, per day.
When the phone rings, I put it to my ear
without saying hello. In the restaurant
I point at chicken noodle soup.
I am adjusting well to the new way.
Late at night, I call my long-distance lover,
proudly say I only used fifty-nine today.
I saved the rest for you.
When she doesn’t respond,
I know she’s used up all her words,
so I slowly whisper I love you
thirty-two and a third times.
After that, we just sit on the line
and listen to each other breathe.”
— Jeffrey McDaniel, “The Quiet World” (Forgiveness Parade, Manic D Press, 1998)
(Source: gammasandgerunds, via clavicola)
