and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
This is perfect.
when i get a runny nose
This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
if i’ve said it once i’ve said it a thousand times, mission groups is just colonization all over again
-You cannot be sexist toward men. Sexism is based on a system of oppression. You CAN be discriminatory, rude, inconsiderate, and/or prejudiced against men but you CANNOT be sexist toward them.
-You cannot be racist towards white people. Racism is based on a system of oppression. You CAN be discriminatory, rude, inconsiderate, and/or prejudiced against white people but you CANNOT be racist toward them.
This is not difficult.
Anonymous said: do you have tips on handjobs? do u give advice?
grow a pair and put it in your mouth.
Wait I’m confused - put the pair in my mouth? Like my pair? Cause I feel like it would be hard to put my own pair in my mouth, and really just the task of growing a pair this late in my life seems next to impossible
I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here.
But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.”
— Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)